Feminist Toilet Seats!!!
what's that all about?.. As moany as some women can be about how a loo seat "should" always be in the down position, I take HUGE exception to discovering a loo that has a "seat with attitude".
You know the type - no matter what you do, how you position it, it almost stares at you ready to slam down and either break your flow, or worse still - cause you to react like a schizophrenic fireman on "k" who has just been told by all 8 voices in his head (at once) "no the fire is over here!... here!... here!...over here!"
Net result - slamming noise, people outside sniggering, wet floor, steam coming from ears.
SO I say NO! to feminist toilet seats!
Thursday, August 04, 2005
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2 comments:
Well i did think that and not that i consider myself underpriveliged in that depratment, but the distance from the seat in the down position (ie the biting point) to the front of my trousers is about 2 feet. Anyone who gets their dick cut off my a loo seat, frankly could do with the reduction!
What a shame Lez Gazzelle didn't have a blog for me to look at :(
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