Honey, Brown is over...

Ok, so all this week i am on a training course for Microsoft SQL Server... its so dull, i am having to nip myself to stay awake...

It appears that everything today is brown...

The desk, the Starbucks, the tutor (don't get me started on brown glasses, brown hair, borwn beard, brown cardigan, brown trousers, brown shoes etc)..

but the last straw came when in a moment of abject seriousness, he put a slide on the screen which in point 100 sized letters read

"Microsoft SQL 2000 backups, also referred to as CREATING A DUMP"

I blankly started into his eyes whilst, nipping my inner thigh and biting down on my lip to prevent the largest guffaw ever knocking him square in the face"

Are you serious Microsoft??

I can't be expected to tell my manager that i will be creating dump later in the afternoon when everyone has "logged" out of the network!!..

Good lord!