Half naked wench!

How fuckin rude

There we are, sitting in BRB, having a pizza and cold drink, trying to cool down and get some respite from the million degree temperature outside and some emaciated bitch, wearing little more than 2 cotton threads and a flip flop walks in and at the top of her voice goes

"ewwwww its so cold in here!!... "

well fuck off outside then luv!!

cheek of it..

What would you think...

...if 2 gay men went into a shop and bought only a cucumber (the one with the knobbly bits on it) and walked out??


Just as i thought, you bunch of perverts!

I was with my new man* and we were at a BBQ this weekend and had forgotten the one ingredient needed for perfect Pimms!..


Tut!


* more detail on him only if he survives ;-)