Shame on me

What can i say... i've neglected you for so long little blog

I aim to make amends


and soon

When its spring again, i'll bring a again....

Two Lips from Amsterdam.....

Yes this weekend just gone, i took the hairy one to Amsterdam.. This was one of his Christmas presents (yes i know its late but fuck-me he only gets about 2 weekeneds off a decade)...

We flew VLM (don't ask!.. am sure i was sat next to the rear gunner). It was passable and only experienced at all because City Airport is through the swing doors from our lounge so seemed a tad silly to go ALL the way to Heathrow..

We stayed at The Dylan, a gorgeous boutique hotel designed by Anooshka Hemple (Thats not how you spell her name but its funnier MY way).. We were upgraded to a garden suite courtesy of Mr & Mrs Smith and a bottle of Veuve Cliquot arrived after we checked in...

Friday we just mooched about the city, found a gorgeous cafe which had a choc-a-holic Buzz Lightyear in the window..

Saturday we met up with my little bro and Mr Cubby's bestest friends Leo & Greg, who live in Rotterdam. They all came in and we went to http://www.bodiestheexhibition.com/ . To say it was disturbing would be very accurate.. Given that i have only ever seen 1 dead body in my whole life, standing next to these "creatures" with no skin, or ligaments, or fat was often freaky. We all had to comment that no matter which bits of them were removed to show other underlying parts, they all seemed to retain their anus!... ahem.. (cue giggling schoolgirl laugh)

We then proceeded to a typical dutch bar and degenerated into the neanderthals we all really are underneath, then back to the suite for a shower, freshen up and hit the town.

One must pause for a moment to recollect that the sleaziest gay bar in the city is called ARGOS ! - Well at least they have slings - more than can be said for the UK brand of the same name :D

I think we all dispresed around 4am and we zonked out...

Sunday was lazy breakfast in bed, then fly home...

It has to be said Leo & Greg are adorable.....so until the next time....

The most disgusting drink ever - Part II

Well it would seem that Pret-a-manger Green Tea drink is like nectar from the Gods by comparisson to what i put in my mouth recently...

Two words

Wheatgrass Juice


I took a "shot" of this, what can only be described as stomach bile in a specimen cup.

I didn't feel well....

The dirty cow impersonating, vega-lesbian, bastards!

The most disgusting drink ever..

So, after my wild weekend, (well I didn't think it was but my head, eyes and rest of my face begged to differ this morning when I woke), I thought I'd take it easy today and have a healthy lunch.. I bought a Pret-a-manger Green Tea Detox drink..

Imagine a vat of boiling fish bones and guts, left to cool, then left some more for ...oh about a month, then bottled!.. It was the most vile thing I have ever put in my mouth (and yes, ok that's saying something - I'll say it before you bitches do)

humph

........Someone pass me my Coke Zero

I'm back.....

... did you miss me?

Ok so lots happened since i last graced you with my presence

I'm still with "new man".. although after nearly 5 months i think we can promote him... We'll call him Cubby because Charlie* deemed it so due to the nature of him looking like a small cub that needs to be squeezed. He's 25! eek.. and is as Miss Joceyln would say "an officer of the law, warken for kweyn an contry". SO we're almost at the 5 month mark now. Fortunately for me, all my friends appear to like him, unlike the last one who seemed to alienate even... well aliens really...

I am selling my flat after 10 years and 2 months... yes its time.. I can no longer sanction 2 journey's per day on the northern line.. Someone will end up being hurt ........... by me!...so i feel its best.

So hopefully this is me back to being regular again (no not that... toilet-humor person!)

G x


* Charlie.. the mad woman mentioned so many times in previous posts. If you don't know who she is by now - Stinging legs!!

Half naked wench!

How fuckin rude

There we are, sitting in BRB, having a pizza and cold drink, trying to cool down and get some respite from the million degree temperature outside and some emaciated bitch, wearing little more than 2 cotton threads and a flip flop walks in and at the top of her voice goes

"ewwwww its so cold in here!!... "

well fuck off outside then luv!!

cheek of it..

What would you think...

...if 2 gay men went into a shop and bought only a cucumber (the one with the knobbly bits on it) and walked out??


Just as i thought, you bunch of perverts!

I was with my new man* and we were at a BBQ this weekend and had forgotten the one ingredient needed for perfect Pimms!..


Tut!


* more detail on him only if he survives ;-)